Advices of a Jerk

Title: Advices of a Jerk I have as much qualities as deficiencies, I would miss virtues. But an Older Brother is not every time right, just Older. And I know how to badger you about everything, it is clear I should stop, but for your unluckiness I have no sons and I have to bring to you Advices of a Jerk. If they say to stand up, sit down and when they sit down, stand up. Do not believe only in what you can see Pursuit you dreams as long as you believe they are true. And, suddenly, everyone will be your friend They will say to love you for what you are but they will want only to have a piece of what you have. But There will be Mom forever. She has younger eyes than us. With here you’ll have precious days, stay with her as much as you can. Don’t care if models or salesgirls, or some girls will make fun of you. Look after them as Princesses, you will be a King. If they say to stand up, sit down and when they sit down, stand up. Do not believe only in what you can see Pursuit you dreams as long as you believe in them. They will insult you yelling, so You laugh. They will close your mough, so You write. If they will hit you and they will impose you prohibitions You mock them and sing their secrets. You have my determination to make every mistake before to learn from them. But sometimes it’s not worthed the price, as when you were playing in the courtyard and was my duty to look after you… or at least try to. You will do as you wish. You will follow your idea. Let’s do a turn around the buoy, also if there is high tide. It’s a vice of our family, like this Advices of a Jerk. If they say to stand up, sit down and when they sit down, stand up. Do not believe only in what you can see Pursuit you dreams as long as you make them true. And then, when the party is over everyone will go away. You will finally realize that what is still their is enough and, yeah, that’s your home. They will insult you yelling, so You laugh. They will close your mough, so You write. If they will hit you and they will impose you prohibitions You mock them and sing their secrets. ...

November 30, 2007 Â· 3 min Â· 434 words

iPhone americano gratis? Prova a prenderlo!

Su consiglio del mio amico Nemo, prendo subito parte a questa simpatica quanto semplice iniziativa: i ragazzi di TheAppleLoungeregalano un iPhone ad estrazione. Le regole per partecipare… le trovate sul loro blog ;) Perche’ non partecipare? (… per non diminuire ancora ulteriormente le possibilita’ di vittoria, stupido!!! -_- )

November 27, 2007 Â· 1 min Â· 49 words

What I hate the most?

Edit 2007-11-23: Is it normal that my guy that sit on my right is cutting is nails? -_- When a “person” makes a lot of unpleasant noise sipping his/her drink. Almost everytime it happens with hot drinks. When a “person” produce a lot of strange sounds with his/her mouth chewing. When a “person” fart and/or burp in public without begging for pardon. … In general, I hate who is not well-mannered. At least, in public and/or in a place where not everyone is a close friend. ...

November 22, 2007 Â· 1 min Â· 120 words

I Miei Pensieri Fissi

Sono loro. Sono sempre e solo loro. Patrizia, Fabio, Lorena, Adriano e Marcello. Perche’ in grassetto gli ultimi due? Perche’ sono certo che loro sono quelli che soffrono piu’ di tutti la mia mancanza. Loro sono i miei piccoli (ma non diteglielo che si arrabbiano, ormai sono degli ometti!!! :) ) fratelli-un-poco-figli. Adriano: Le femmine non mancano, anche perche’ ha cominciato a capire come gestire il suo fascino esagerato! ;) ...

November 8, 2007 Â· 3 min Â· 464 words

Giorni Dispari

> Title: Giorni Dispari (Divenire Tour2007) Author: Ludovico Einaudi The piano is a “frightening” instrument for me. I have a lot of walls. I have thousands of bricks making these walls. I have my castle that helps me to fight against all the bad things. But the piano is like an earthquake that destroy everything around. And it leaves me alone with my self. A terrible comparison between the exterior me and the interior me. Two sides of the same person, that can’t live together in the same place: at least one must die. Or disappear. ...

October 23, 2007 Â· 1 min Â· 106 words

101 days in the Big City

Taipei 101: The tallest building in the world since 2004 This is my 101 days. Writing a post on the 100 (50 * 2) was just too obvious ;) A lot of things are changed, and a lot are still changing. My life is stable like an Elephant on the point of a needle. The Big City has giving a lot to my “maturation process” as Software Engineer, but it’s not just gold because it sparkle, is it? But it worth it. We come out of University thinking “we deserve the best”, but we don’t. At least, we don’t yet. I’m figuring out, every day much more clearly, that University is just a gym, and whatever we did there, it is just not enough for the business world. ...

October 23, 2007 Â· 1 min Â· 210 words

House 04x01

English: Beautiful!!! Napoletano: Ruoss!!! Nu capaton allucinant!!! American: Cooooool!!! Italiano: La prima puntata della quarta serie dimostra da subito che gli autori hanno ancora diverse frecce al loro arco. E sono pronti a scagliarle al momento più opportuno. In particolare, un paio di elementi sono stati solamente accennati, senza entrare troppo nei dettagli. Questo suggerisce tutta una serie di possibili risvolti, e regala al telespettatore la sensazione di stare assistendo all’inizio di un’altra grande annata per House M.D..

October 3, 2007 Â· 1 min Â· 78 words

585 consecutive minutes among Heroes

Update 2007-10-02: I just discovered that [en:NBC] has released, during all the Heroes series, graphic novels that “complete” the Heroes story. More details [en:List_of_Heroes_graphic_novels|here]. Good stuff NBC!!! WOW. I’m addicted. Another time. On June 2007 my friend Nemo wrote a post about his new addiction, [en:Heroes_(TV series)|Heroes], a brand new american TV Serial: Heroes is an American science fiction drama television series, created by Tim Kring, which premiered on NBC on September 25, 2006. The show tells the story of several people who “thought they were like everyone else… until they realized they have incredible abilities” such as telepathy, time travel, flight and spontaneous regeneration. These people soon realize they have a role in preventing a catastrophe and saving mankind. The series emulates the writing style of American comic books with short, multi-episode story arcs that build upon a larger, more encompassing arc. Kring said “we have talked about where the show goes up to five seasons.” … ...

September 30, 2007 Â· 2 min Â· 321 words

English Humor

There was once a man who had 2 horses, but he couldn’t tell them apart. So he cut the tail off one, but it didn’t work, because it grew again. So he cut the mane off one, but it didn’t work, because it grew again. Then he misured them, and he found that the black hourse was 4cm shorter than the white horse. -_- P.S. This “joke” was used (in an interesting teaching way) during my first lesson for the ESOL L1 course in the [en:Southwark College], just started today. P.P.S. I know: it’s a shame to have a course in Saturday, at 9:30, when you are supposed to sleep. But, what can I do?

September 30, 2007 Â· 1 min Â· 115 words

Stephen Fry has opened a Blog

From [en:Stephen_Fry|Wikipedia]: Stephen John Fry (born 24 August 1957) is an English comedian, writer, actor, novelist, filmmaker and television personality. The former comedy collaborator of [en:Hugh Laurie], he is also the host of the television panel game [en:QI]. I like this man. I discovered him thanks to Laurie, and reading and watching him I discovered that he is great on his own. Fry and his FryPhone (is not my idea: is him) ...

September 30, 2007 Â· 1 min Â· 181 words