"X - Senza Titolo"

“X - Senza Titolo” - Il Film from Ivan De Marino on Vimeo. This video is something we were supposed to put together… 10 years ago! we were young, stupid, bored and lonely in a country-side city. The video is in Italian, unfortunately. But I’m sure you can have fun even not understanding the speech. :D This is a sort of “gift” to my friends and… to young me. Long gone. 10 anni fa, in una strana, calda, solitaria estate Pomi-Bruscianese, 3 fessi decisero di fare “Il Film”… invece eh asci’ e mettr eh man n’cul eh femmn… Senza copione, storia, mezzi, ma soprattutto senza TALENTO, questi 3 sfigati si armarono di telecamera, voglia di ridere e altri mezzi di fortuna. Il risultato è l’ABOMINIO INTELLETTUALE a cui avete appena assistito. Si, la storia si conclude qui: era cominciata senza senso, non vi aspettereste mica che lo acquisti nel durante. No? E poi questi 3 ormai vivono in 3 parti molto lontane del globo: l’unico modo per dar finalmente un senso a tutto questo, sarebbe convincerli a continuar l’opra. Dubitiamo ci sia qualcuno interessato a farglielo fare :) ...

October 26, 2010 Â· 1 min Â· 192 words

How to be on gossip newspapers as well

Be a Media-Dictator in a semi-democratic country. Like Italy, for example Act like a stereotyped Italian clown in every International Meeting, pretending you are the one of the politicians that “actually do the job” Enjoy yourself with the youngest and stupidest show-girls during your 70, just to confirm, again and again, the shameless stereotype of the “Italian playboy” Have a wife that, after she was “seduced” by your money and your power when you were younger, making your first marriage fail, now complains for your unfaithfulness and the shame you are bringing to the family ...

May 3, 2009 Â· 1 min Â· 109 words

Boring in the City

I watched 3 minutes of Sex and the City (the Movie) and… I want to cut my throat an close myself in jail to avoid to have to suffer so much in life… again. HOW THE FUCK WOMAN WATCH THIS IMMENSE, BREATH-TAKING, OVERSIZED, HORRIFYING AMOUNT OF CRAP?!?!?! In 3 minutes there was only few concepts: We, as woman, are: Stupid Always looking for the right rich Man to pay for us all the stupid exaggeration we love ...

June 27, 2008 Â· 1 min Â· 104 words