Actual UNIX commands and responses... % make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. % got a light? No match. % sleep with me bad character % man: Why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. % rm God rm: God nonexistent % make 'heads or tails of all this' Make: Don't know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop. % make sense Make: Don't know how to make sense. Stop. % make mistake Make: Don't know how to make mistake. Stop. % make bottle.open Make: Don't know how to make bottle.open. Stop. % \(- (-: Command not found. % make light Make: Don't know how to make light. Stop. % date me You are not superuser: date not set % man rear No manual entry for rear. % [Where is Chandra Levy? Missing ] % "How does Gary Condit rate as a liar? Unmatched " % If I had a ) for every dollar Reagan spent, what would I have? Too many )'s. % * How would you describe Bill Clinton *: Ambiguous. % %Vice-President %Vice-President: No such job. % "How would you rate Reagan's senility? Unmatched ".